can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
i can’t believe how many times i’ve had to say this but oh my god
- if somebody likes a thing a lot
- if something makes them happy and brings them joy
- and it is not doing anything to hurt anyone
- do not
- under any circumstances
- rain on their goddamn parade
- there are better things to do with your time than being mean to people for enjoying and getting happiness from something
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
now that’s a tinyhouse i could live in.
this is literally all I want and need in life. this is the best.
what are we even doing on this website anymore
I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now
WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…
…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.
Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain?
THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS
Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!
YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??
I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too
so when i was younger i thought brock was blind cuz his eyes were drawn as lines (whereas EVERYONE ELSE had regular anime eyes) and I thought he just assumed every woman around him was beautiful.
i wana cry
An unreasonable amount of people don’t find bats adorable.
Lupita aka actual Disney Princess
nothing pisses me off more than a dude who i don’t find attractive, who i wouldn’t even fuck, who isn’t even on my radar to come at me sideways with some advice to tell me how to be more attractive to his standards
you look like a dirty wash rag after cleaning a pot full of pork chop grease like
who gave you the right?